Rachel is an attorney. Her reasons for doing the show were that she has worked tirelessly on her career, to the exclusion of her love life and now she is taking some time for herself.

Scorching hot take comin’ thru!!! Way to really stick it to the reality tv establishment! If only there were more brave bros out there to condescingly drone about the ills of reality tv, ignoring that what they’re presenting as an astute observation is really the prevailing public opinion on the subject. But no, that…

Not to add another voice to the choir, but she’s actually a lawyer and sounds reasonably intelligent.

Not a business owner. She’s in sales for her father’s epoxy company...they seal garage floors or some such. The whole “multi-million dollar business owner” narrative is completely false.

She’s this year’s Courtney, from whatever season ago it was. Knows how to play the game, goes for what she wants, ain’t there to make friends.

I went to high school with her! She hasn’t changed since high school. (not sure if that’s a good or bad thing...)

“Oh my god, Sean Penn is such an asshole!!!! [Page Six]”

Nope. This isn’t really the same thing. It’s not just pain, it’s literally the thing (tampon, peen) can’t get in. It’s the vagina clenching to basically make a wall to prevent penetration. Which is involuntary and drinking or drugs (unless it’s the fun suppository of muscle relaxants and analgesics that I have to use…

It’s okay. I have several detailed conversations with myself per day. I’m one of the few people who can keep up with me.

To be fair, Babette and Miss Patty are REALLY great.

The first episodes have a slow pace but it is a truly great show.

Agree. I think they all had their moments and quirks that made them awful, but I love that they were like that. People are always like, “None of those guys are good enough for Rory!” as if Rory is some sort of saint. Personally, out of the three, I’m Team Logan. Yeah, he was a jerk sometimes, but I liked how they…

Why am I so excited about this? Rewatching the show I realized how horrible everyone is(except Babette and Miss Patty). And yet I still watch. Some kind of Stockholm Syndrome?

The moments where they bring up Richard are going to be the toughest

Ugh no. Classic “nice guy.” And that shit he pulled pretending he didn’t know her when he was dating her friend like they had some profound history?

Honestly, I’m MOST excited to see what Paris is up to. Also, I hope Lane broke up with Zach; that always felt like a relationship that shouldn’t have lasted.

jess kinda matured nicely at the end. i wouldn’t be too mad about it.

Controversial standpoint: Team None of the Above for BOTH Gilmores!!!

#neverdean

This is an unpopular opinion, but I hope Rory has found someone else by now.