You could have been such a dick explaining that. I'd buy you a beer if I could.

"They serve refreshments, yes".

Both?

One of my favorites is Peele playing Jaden Smith and Key playing his agent. "Dad Bless".

I am. And as long as I'm not a hypocritical piece of shit, that's fine.

"I love choosing from different scopes and attaching cool laser sights and grips, even though the thought of doing that in real life disgusts me."

So, go with The Honourable Schoolboy and Smiley's People, and finish the Karla trilogy.

"You’re about two years away from a sharp decline in your looks and bone-a-bility. And, me too. Not as much as you though, so… let’s not waste what we got left on each other."

That's the only one I managed to finish. I liked it, but V, Garvity's Rainbow, couldn't do it. The closest I came was with Mason and Dixon.

If you're saying Daniel Woodrell is "poverty porn", eat shit.

I'm not a commie, and I got the teeth to prove it!

Thank you, General Ripper.

I was hoping Hamlin wasn't as fucked up as he seemed.

I've been incredibly pleased with this show. I figured it would be decent, worth watching. But it has been very good, and I can't wait for next season. Now if only The Walking Dead spinoff measures up.

Archer: Prostitution Ring; Hmmmmmmmm . . .

Are the sunglasses Archer put on a clue to next season? If so, I'm missing it.

Well, depriving a baby of food would bother me, too. A real, living baby, not an animated, TV baby.

That's the narcissism inherent in Christianity.

What about Noah's atheism tweets? "I always wonder why atheists don't spend as much time questioning satan's existence"? That's up there with :if we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys".

I hadn't watched yet, because I thought this was coming, and I figured the quality of the betrayal and acting would make it even more powerful. Damn, I was right. Incredible. I wonder if Gilligan was thinking this is what turned Jimmy McGill into Saul Goodman back when Breaking Bad was running?