This shouldn't bother me, but there are writers out there who take the craft seriously, and they'll never be published, I'll never read them, but this is out there. There is no justice in this world.

Isn't Krieger due a new van? Maybe classic Moving Pictures? Moving Krieger? Krieger Pictures? Ah, Clockwork Kriegers.

Pam? Hot and Spicy.

Beyonce = artistry . . .

But who or what could stop Zombie Omar?

He'd be banging everyone in sight.

Mosquitos? Sure would spread a lot quicker.

As a Bunk-esque character?

He probably fucked up Noah's place.

You work at Hallmark, right?

You can't keep trying to be better if you're dead. And if you're endangering others, it's worse.

I was thinking Rawls, the head union guy, or the old Greek bad guy. Anyone really.

Who will be the next The Wire cast member to show up?

Trippy episode. Reminded me of watching Phase IV recently. Out there, man.

"and besides, Tyreese was on the edge of becoming a problem character. "

Enough of the white people stealing black people's music theme. You look like your dad ejaculated Elmer's Glue into your albino mother and nine months later you came along.

I don't really care about any of these, but I don't care the most about Oasis and Green Day.

"I have a massive chip on my shoulder"

I don't think I've ever heard any songs from Sam Smith before, and I see no reason to start now. And he looks like Ricky's long lost son come back to Sunnyvale.

I thought there'd be more exact stuff taken from The Eiger Sanction. Lana as Jemima, Malory temporarily being albino; Cyril as Pope; Ray as Miles Mellow, maybe Woodhouse as Ben Bowman, Cheryl as George.