Or do what I do

Most of the most popular programs are on ninite which installs without the crapware

Fences is on filehippo they keep all versions of evertyhing on their site.

I got one from a hardware store sold for carrying multiple paint cans,

I carry one of these

Could it just be that most netbooks and laptops do not have cursor keys ?

I always used clear 35m film canisters as they are air and water tight.

Let the kids loose with "Wind Up Torches"

The it is even easier

I always wash my trousers/pants inside out, it stops them fading,

So in the interests of economy we expose ourselves to a toxic solvent, poured through a paper towel to maximise the airborne vapours.

Use a cake cooling rack, or a metal trivet.

In England it is called "Methylated Spirit" and is sold already died Purple for this very reason.

Only ever go to Ikea when "CHILDREN" are in school

Try putting a mousetrap on top of the clock.

Could it merely be that Steam realise that some of their loyal gamers use other software too.

You don't become a good cook cooking hundreds of different meals.

I use a hairdryer to heat and soften the glue,

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Eat white protein and coloured everything else.