I’m getting real sick of all the #TeamNoone posts. You don’t have to like Black Chyna, but you should definitely be on her team. Rob committed crimes against her, robbing her of her bodily autonomy.

The comments on Buzzfeed are enough to make a sane person rage stroke. Men and women saying she got what she deserved, and siding with a known abuser because she’s a gold digging whore. I can’t count how many times I’ve said, it doesn’t matter if you like or her or hate her, revenge porn is wrong. It really shouldn’t…

No hate, but loads of pity. You’re paying heaps of money to permanently smell like ass, make the air around you smell like ass and incrementally kill yourself. And everyone hates you for it, but you still do it.

I still have a note from a boy in 8th grade. He was so sweet, he wrote to invite me to watch him pitch in a baseball game. He even put “you might want to bring a sweater becuase it’s gets a little windy if you are sitting there.”

I absolutely noticed this, and it bothered me a lot. I really regret the smoking I did in my 20's, all of the people I annoyed (who said nothing), roomies I may be responsible for being sick now. It was nasty when I did it and even nastier to me now. I don’t hate smokers, but I want them as far away from me as…

Can we talk about how I’m afraid of teenage girls, despite being one myself more than 20 years ago? I see them roaming the mall in packs and I’m instantly thrown back into my awkward middle/high school self, and just waiting for one of those scornful girls with long beautiful hair and perfect skin -- again, who are…

I feel beyond fortunate that I made it through my teens without social media, smart phones, and apps. All the terrible behavior of teens - bullying, desperate attempts to fit in, obsessing over your style/looks, obsessing over what friends are doing, obsessing over a crush, obsessing over the party/outing you weren’t…

Can you write a story about how to stop being scared of the teens that wait for the bus at the end of my street? Every time I stop for the light, all 8 of them turn and sulkily stare me down. They intimidate the fuck out of me. I’m 28.

How are you getting feedback on being a teen today? Is there a teen control group for this week? NYC teens or a demographic cross section of American (or World-wide) teens? /s

General state of the world discussion.

I have the broken/falling out teeth one often. Didn’t realize it was this common.

I used a holo powder for the first time. They recommend using a gel top coat, but I’m not investing in a uv lamp for something I’ve never tried and may not like (plus, I won’t be getting into gel polishes otherwise). So I used a hack I’ve seen on YouTube and I think it came out ok. It didn’t want to stick around the…

Garden Thread:

Beauty thread

Hello all, I hope you’re having a lovely Saturday!

Bra shopping.

“I was looking for microwaved vegan cuisine and baby butthole and I got it! The yodeling was a little off-putting, butt (see what I did there?) the view and being able to see where the baby had run around the restaurant ala Family Circus was worth it.”

Are we sure this isn’t in Scottsdale?

They said the word “butthole” on the local news story.

“she was quickly apprehended” is my favorite part