I think the fact that she’s doubling down about something that is demonstrably false is pretty unusual, especially since she is stamping her feet and claiming media bias when even the conservative media says she’s full of shit.

Oof. Glad I could help a little!

I think you mean yooooooge planes.

I had to try and explain the Trump phenomenon to my puzzled/horrified German coworkers recently. Pretty much all I could come up with was, “Fuck if I know!” and a variation on this:

Did the interviewer seriously NOT call him out in sending his jobs to China?

Today is your lucky day! I present to you the Donald Trump Mad Libs generator:

For some reason this made me feel like Trump mad libs should be a thing. Fill in the blanks with nouns, hyperbolic adjectives, and pathetic attempted insults!

Canadian here. FTR - We freaking LOVE President Obama up here and are horrified by the thought of a Trump presidency.

“Everybody’s taking our jobs!”

We can ship them out on planes, great planes, huge planes, I have lots of planes and I know what to get. The plane guys, they respect me. I can work with them. Right now, we don’t have that.

Fellow Canadian verifying this. My relative in the U.S. thinks that Trump and the other joker Conservatives running for President (Carson, that woman who keeps lying about Planned Parenthood, are there others?) are doing it to get jobs as pundits for Fox News after the election is over, not to win political office.

Starred for “fermented sausage”

CANADIAN HERE! Donald Trump talks a lot about the international community (he calls them “they”) not respecting President Obama. As part of the international community, I can tell you that Trump is THE BIGGEST JOKE when it comes to American politics. We’re all over here just shaking our heads.

“We’re gonna round them up in a very nice way.”

I think it’s so we can enjoy the commenters’ endless supply of creative and insulting descriptors, ie. fermented sausage.

:/ Why do we keep reporting on this fermented sausage? He’s a broken record with a song that only ever had one note to begin with. We KNOW what he’s gonna say, and we KNOW it’ll be horrible.