Approves

I mean, it’s gotta work out better than his original career choice, K.D. Lang impersonator.

Born between 1995 and 2012, Generation Z is considered to be independent and competitive workers who want to write their own job description and work for organizations with similar social values. 

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

Tiger-Cats?

Somehow, Arsenal will end up playing either Bayern or Barca in the R16. Just trust me on that one.

When has Kyrie Irving ever shown he could lead a team?

Fucking soccer and its goddamn written rules.

All the “deal is done” reports are sourced to the Catalan press or FCB insiders, no one from Liverpool. At this point, it’s just posturing and a part of agitating for the move.

Bet you all regret “Man Eats Shit In Idiot Contest” was already taken today.

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

Huh. I thought the headline would read, “Dustin Johnson Cocaines...”

This being soccer, La Liga officials were entirely baffled as to how to physically accept entirely-legal money, particularly in broad daylight.

How to Mangle a Survey, by Darren Rovell

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Waiting for a video of a K-9 unit dog truck-sticking the living shit out of that punk skater dog.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

For those of you wondering, “Chicharito” is Spanish for “Little pea who always goes offside.”

If your headline replaced “grounds” with “blacks” you have the reason I am banned from most local bars.