WAIT WAIT WAIT... so you want people to look at fats in a...positive way? but...health and...diabetes and oh god...OH GOD.

Both networks have rejected a 30 second commercial spot from the plus-size retailer on the grounds that it “does not comply with broadcast indecency guidelines.”

There are not enough ways to express how stupid this is. If this commercial is indecent, then I, as a moderately-sized woman, should simply not be allowed in public. I sometimes have cleavage showing, and I’m not skinny. INDECENT. BURN THE WITCH.

Commercial is pretty erotic, but nothing compared to a hardees commercial where sauce from the burger slides down her cleavage like cum. Bottomline, women’s underwear commercials are designed for men and this one isn’t so it won’t be aired.

So if I’m your typical 2nd Amendment fanaticist, how do I process this story? Is it just like reading about someone who didn’t buckle their seatbelt and got in a car accident? Do I think: “That’s unfortunate. She should have made a better choice.”

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

Given her mindset pre-shooting, I expect Gilt will use her recovery to figure out how it’s not her fault her son shot her, nor is it her son’s fault, but rather the liberals and anti-gun activists conspired to trick her son into shooting his mother.

I would pay cash dollar money to know the thoughts that went through her head in the first minute after this happened.

Maybe it was a case of stand your ground? Mommy said it was nap time and the child felt threatened?

My right to undergo expensive healthcare(that i might not be able to afford...) due to my negligence and moronic bragging trump your caution and pleas for regulation.

If only she had been armed; she could have defended herself.

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

But under Florida law, “it [is] a misdemeanor for a person to store or leave, on a premise under his or her control, a loaded firearm in such a manner that it is likely a child can gain access to the firearm.”

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

The universe is rarely so lazy!