tl;dr version: America holds out anodyne white man as pure, moral idol because he is white and vilifies black man who refuses to be quiet and respectful; America and white man deservingly get hoist on their collective petard for something no one would have noticed but for the vilification; the system works.

Exactly what I was thinking!! Not to mention the court costs associated with taking him in and processing him.

Right? If this guy can be arrested over $1500, I better keep an eye out for roaming firing squads.

I bet it cost more than 1500 dollars to deploy seven U.S. Marshalls. for an hour or two.

Am I terrible? I plan on watching the Sam Gets Eaten scene again because the first watch just filled me with glee. I’m not a kid hater in real life, but that Sam kid was (!) the worst.

Why don’t any of these morons know that a “lame duck” president is a sitting president after the next president is elected? So from November to January of their last term. The entire last year of the last term does not make a president a “lame duck”!

Cruz argues that it would be a disservice to the American people to allow a lame duck president appoint Scalia’s replacement, drawing on that nonexistent lame duck clause to which Warren refers in her post

The fact that it was barely satire tho.

I love that they’re calling her a “body activist” instead of a hot model who’s just not anorexic. Apparently all you need to be a body activist is to have your chest weigh as much as most models. So brave...

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

“He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!)“

Not to detract from your general point, but this is a really bad understanding of the nature of presidencies. In 1992 Bill Clinton directly campaigned on totally ending the ban on gays in the military, along with a universal health care plan. When universal…

I really hope Obama is appointed as a Supreme Court Justice. That would be amazing!!!

Ellen is interwoven for me with my own coming out. My parents were both fans of her sitcom, and had been watching up to that point, and I knew it. I, fourteen, read in the newspaper about how she was a lesbian, and was coming out on her show, and how big a deal this was.

And for people who are too young, she faced a firestorm for having come out; people demanded she be fired, certain radio hosts called her “Ellen Degenerate” and considered themselves fiendishly clever, and she was basically shunned by craven networks who feared losing their audiences.

I wish he could be in his last year forever; he’s been his best self lately! He’s probably gonna be a great ex-president too...

I get what he’s saying because Ellen was visible in a way no one in Hollywood had been up until that point. Still, as humble as he is, he’s been an amazing president for LGBT individuals (and the country at large, I think.) He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!) and refused to defend DOMA (thanks…

Damn I’m gonna miss him.

come through bitch...you better look normal tonight lmao

Slay.

0 people have sung it as well as this guy.