Combat blood should never come from a whatever.

Post-partum psychosis or is something in the water there? This is completely horrifying.

Sure, whatever. A wiry, inexperienced “Muslim” black from Hawaii (Kenya?) whose middle name is Hussein and grew up in Indonesia and started his political career in “terrorist” Bill Ayers living room is totally going to get elected in these here United States directly after the 9/11 president.

Yea, next they'll be telling us a black community organizer from the south side of Chicago with a Muslim sounding name and an African father will win the presidency. What a bunch of dopes!

Why yes, a crotchety old dem socialist awesome guy whose views reflect those of the vast majority of Americans and who consistently draws people *in record numbers* to his rallies can totally get elected. Might want to remove those pessimist blinders there, son!

Shut the fuck up with that broken-record bullshit already.

Seriously America(n Democrats). Tell me, what more do you want? What about this man would make you not want him to be our President? I refuse to stop feeling the Bern.

I completely disagree about his chances in the general election. I think he would beat anyone the GOP has. Handily. The more America sees of Bernie, the more they will love him. Because he IS real. He IS who he says he is. He IS trustworthy. The independent and swing voters will support someone they disagree with if…

Bernie has a better chance in the general than Hillary.

Seriously, why is it okay to talk about any candidate’s underwear choice? I get Ellen is trying to be cutesy or whatever, but I found it gross literally and figuratively.

Nope. I think he could win in a general election. I am only worried about his chances of winning the primary.

My involuntary response to talking about Bernie Sanders’ underwear:

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

“If Kobe was his friend...Kobe, like, owns the team. He could’ve got the man back on the team...that’s all he wanted.”

I was fired from McDonalds for telling someone to go fuck himself. He deserved it and I wish I had been as high as He-Man.

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

I’m sure she is in on it, but how stupid. I’m not going to watch the video, because the description is really enough for me.

Mike Huckabee: America’s Awful Father-in-Law

It’s such a disappointment. I had no idea he was such an asshole.

I would like to believe this, but if that were the case wouldn’t she be using a more spirited defense than “I can’t hold my plate at parties?”