In 2006, Shuping claims she found a sympathetic psychologist who agreed to pour drain cleaner into her eyes (the two first met for a few weeks to make sure Shuping was ready). A FEW WEEKS.

The kind that takes coupons?

I am completely skeptical about that part. (I don’t believe her lying eyes.)

I’m really hoping she’s lying about that part...

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.

I think that’s a kind notion, and I share it. She seems to be one of those “lost” people that lurch from one dogma to another, clinging desperately to whatever answer they can be spoon-fed that makes sense of life, the universe and everything. Now she’s being used and exploited by people who don’t give a flying fuck…

I love the idea of the GOP doing the walk of shame. All rumpled men’s wear house suits and bed head. Unable to make eye contact, smelling like regret and drunk sex.

That frown you ladies have on your face right now? That’ll give you wrinkles. And who would vote for a lady face with wrinkles?!

Trump is the human embodiment of the pie eating contest/vomit scene in “Stand By Me” stuck on an infinite loop.

Yes, Donald, women all know the word shrill. Just like we all know what it means when politicians cherish us.

Ah yes, “shrill”. Right up there with “bossy” and “aggressive”. Thank goodness he keeps reminding us how much he cherishes us or I might have taken this the wrong way.

It’s been interesting finding out which weirdo Facebook friends are into him, and I think that will continue. So far it’s been pretty quiet— my Democrat friends have been very vocal, but conservatives have been mostly silent. One of them popped out of the woodwork the other day after the debate to say that she would…

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

This may be the first (and last) time I agree with/like Combs, but he’s right. Good for him.

Fuck everything about this movie and Roland Emmerich. If he’s not interested in providing a representative account of queer and LGBT activists, not interested in challenging straight audiences, and not interested in putting himself into the movie as anyone other than the protagonist... what exactly is he doing making…

I’ve been saying this for some time. In the dark dark days of the GWB administration, I said to friends, “You think this clown is bad? Roll on a decade or two and chucklenuts here will look like a statesman.” Here we are in 2015 and we’ve got a GOP presidential field that looks like extras for Dumb And Dumber Tree.

“as i’ve gotten older” from an 18 year old. sweet jesus. sad. that said, i find this famous-for-being-famous kylie, more annoying than her famous-for-fucking sister.

Not even joking but on my 18th birthday gift was a nose job, which I turned down. As much as I’d like to ridicule Kylie Jenner, growing up in a vapid and superficial family haunted me for years until I got therapy.

That was my response to this. “HEY, WORLD, THIS WOMAN WON’T LET ME SEE MY KID, I’M THE GOOD GUY HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU...”

This tells me she was 100% right in not wanting him to have visitation. This sucks.