Functionality wise on pockets - I agree 100%. Though a part of me will be sad as a stuffed pocket (at least on a man) looks hideous. I try to keep my wallet small, but bulging pockets is not a good look.

Ditch the cat.

Kids? Ha. This works on spouses, siblings and parents. In fact, my employer will listen to an outside consultant more than the day-to-day employees. This is more of a “human nature” than a kids-only thing...

I made sure to wait until she had put the knife down

since the last time I checked, the Android Overdrive app didn’t let you change playback speed.

Great, now everyone knows my lifehacker password. THANKS!

Or, you could just take a dirty sock, wipe the cap clean, then throw the sock in the washing machine.

I had a CPA tell me three years, and if they go back more than that you are in much bigger trouble that having the documents won’t really help you. Since the IRS will typically only go back more than three years when they find evidence of fraud.

Joel realized he had an article due today and didn’t have a goddamn thing to write about.

This is the young hip crowd and only old people use ensure...

Im hear too sell cars not do math poindexter.

I’ll eat at my pace, you eat at yours, and if either of our eating paces are the deciding factor in “getting laid” or not, then good. I have no interest in such a pretentious shitheel of a person who thinks they’re “more civilized” or otherwise superior because they ingest food at a different rate.

Canadian immigration from my understanding is actually pretty tough.

I’m sorry, just so you understand what you’re saying, is that a driver’s license allows you to do whatever you want in relation to driving as long as it is not expired. Are you allowed to go faster than the speed limit? No. Are you able to drive every car you want? No, you can’t drive a motorcycle or any large trucks.…

If my passport actually expires 6 months prior to the expiration date, then the damn thing shouldn’t have an expiration date that is NOT the expiration date.

And if you leave a month before the first date to a nation that grants you a one year visa upon entry?

Because, wait for it, there are multiple countries in the world and they don’t all have the same requirements.

I’m tempted to create a bunch of fake logins so I can give you many, many stars for this.

I’ve tried to switch to Linux several times in my life. I swear I’ve tried to have the most open of minds and lots of patience, but there’s always something that makes me switch back. Whether it’s lack of software options or bizarre issues with drivers or whatever. And I’ve come to the conclusion that Linux isn’t an…

Most people's education in agriculture ends with singing "Old MacDonald". For something that's so fundamental to the establishment and maintenance of civilization it's sorely under-represented in school curriculums.