I will join you in this disowning.

This was beautiful

what the absolute fuck

There was a very, VERY horny tweet about Beto. Y’all should link that.

Raisins are unnatural demon spawn

Homecoming, by Green Day. The opening verses always stick with me.

GRITTY. GRITTY. Gritty. Gritty. gritty. 

One of the founders of Roosterteeth puts it this way: people on the internet demand progress, but hate change.

This is some Black No More shit. 

This man is everything I hate about the University of Iowa personified

Why is taking so damn long to get the votes in from Travis County?

The map is good

Considering how many priests have been arrested for horrible shit, the series between them and Miami should just be renamed to Convicts vs. Convicts.

Voting Republican is the opposite of being punk.

Yeah, and it's no coincidence that the state is broke.

What fucking surplus? State's fucking broke cause of Reyonolds and Braindead.

I want to preserve this beautiful comment forever

At this point, I’m just tired of all these tall, white, bad as all hell quarterbacks around the league.

There’s really no puppy they'll leave unkicked. Fuckers.

Edgar Allan Poe literally couldn’t drink, so I’ll pass on this anthology.