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Parks and Recreation. 2015 to 2016. First year of college. I found a show to watch again and again and again.

I don’t know why, but I love the letters that still have “Sent from my insert product here” left in their emails the most. It adds to the charm.

She makes bad, retrograde music.

WHY ARE THE STAR COUNTS GONE

WHY

Time is a flat circle so how can we be sure it was actually Wentz’s second year?

Oh, fuck off.

This game was simply fantastic.

I know you’re all busy celebrating on Slack, but hurry up and write about the Patriots losing

Puke green is a terrible background.

Nerd.

I’m just fucking glad Kramer made it in.

I am dying laughing reading these complaints. “The front of the thing has so many buttons.” Seriously?

They probably delayed it to see how many microtransactions they could add to the game.

Hilariously enough, the new Russian state intelligence agency is the exact same agency as the KGB- but there’s an M in its acronym instead of a K.

Fuck West Des Moines. It’s the worst fucking city in the Metro.

R.I.P. Bioware

why

My only question is if the union is willing to strike over this.

Well, I can’t wait for the second Great Depression.