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America’s favorite racist Keebler elf

Biased much, Pats fan?

Why am I in the greys?

Geronimo Allison is way too good to have gone undrafted last year, considering the Packers cut both of the WRs they drafted this year.

*Incoherent screaming followed by vomiting*

I’m grey dabba dee dabba die

America needed this.

Yeah, that’s not happening.

How about no

You’re a cunt

*INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

You deserve more stars.

Darrel’s letter was heartbreaking.

You’ve just described her entire career.

This list is bad and you should feel bad. WHO THE FUCK DISSES SARGENT PEPPER’S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND?!

There should be a some kind of law to rectify the situation, perhaps one requiring the disclosure of probation to patients, or a lifetime ban from medicine upon conviction  but with this congress, and administration, who the hell knows?

The Val-Air Ballroom and my local high school football stadium both faced noise complaints by some bitchy new neighbors. Know how they dealt with it? They turned the volume up.

I am shocked. And don’t call me Shirley.

“A slightly smaller paycheck” and “10 to 15 percent less” is incompatible math.