People kill the people they live around, genius. Because black people typically live in hyper-segregated communities, violence in black communities is usually black on black. Is that too hard of a concept for you to grasp?

TL;DR people are Patriots fans and hate Goodell.

No Jason. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.

You guys know that Tyler Sash was found dead last night, right?

I just found out my uncle is in charge of the Trump campaign in Wisconsin. Help. Please.

My kind of music...

ROM NOM NOM

As an Iowan: This is both great and terrible at the same time. Carson has his headquarters in the suburb I call home.

This is fine

I hate joy and happiness. Valentines day must die

You’re so damn fragile.

I know, I know.

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They played for wake forest.

I can’t believe no one got the Dragon Age reference!

Just how big is your persecution complex?

Clearly you’ve never been to the University of Iowa.

I feel like some of the churches in Wisconsin double as bars.

I want to rip him in half and use his spinal cord as a jump rope.

We know. It’s just that Western Iowa is a hell hole I would not wish upon my worst enemy. It’s full of Dutch. Very, VERY racist Dutch.