leotolstoy
Count Tolstoy
leotolstoy

The memories are too painful.

I hate you.

That’s gotta burn.

"I am an idiot."

Yeah, there's nothing more annoying when you get crumbs in your beard.

He wasted his second chance in two months.

What you described isn't socialism, either.

Like a phoenix made of shit, once more you rise from the greys. +1

Say hello to the next version of Skinner's box, ladies and gentlemen!

A famous man once said, "Give me bacon waffles, or give me death!" Something along those lines anyway.

My grandfather's legal name was Buddy.

Was this supposed to be a coherent statement?

THIS is supposed to be water?!

Maxis weren't that keen on The Sims. Braun remembers "The board looked at The Sims and said, 'What is this? He wants to do an interactive doll house? The guy is out of his mind. Doll houses were for girls, and girls didn't play video games.'"

"I am stupid!"

OMNOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Front or back?

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. It's a great motto.

BURNNN!

"Spiderpig, spider pig." Everyone was thinking of that song. Don't you try and deny it.