Three short stories for my ELP class. All different, with different genres as well.

The memories are too painful.

I hate you.

That’s gotta burn.

"I am an idiot."

Yeah, there's nothing more annoying when you get crumbs in your beard.

He wasted his second chance in two months.

Broken spirits floating on an island of chocolate. MMM, chocolate.

What you described isn't socialism, either.

Like a phoenix made of shit, once more you rise from the greys. +1

Say hello to the next version of Skinner's box, ladies and gentlemen!

A famous man once said, "Give me bacon waffles, or give me death!" Something along those lines anyway.

My grandfather's legal name was Buddy.

Was this supposed to be a coherent statement?

And Philip. You can't forget Philip the Fair's role in the Templars demise.

Ny first grade writing assignments. I want people to bask in my awful handwriting.

THIS is supposed to be water?!

Maxis weren't that keen on The Sims. Braun remembers "The board looked at The Sims and said, 'What is this? He wants to do an interactive doll house? The guy is out of his mind. Doll houses were for girls, and girls didn't play video games.'"

"I am stupid!"

OMNOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM