Warren starts out by saying that time is a precious commodity. Simple enough. Because of its limited availability, the very choice to play video games comes at a cost. All the hours one sinks into reading through lore-drenched texts in Dragon Age: Inquisition or Skyrim are hours they're not spending with, say, classic…

Sigh. Do we need another apology on the Steve King apology wall? We're sorry, America. So very, very sorry.

One of us one of us one of us

There is no escape.

1948 LBJ Senate election. Thousands of votes with the same handwriting came in, as slowly as possible. This fraud is an old fashioned texas tradition.

His hat isn't nearly as big as those in North Korea. It needs to enlarge.

This is why I tip well. Fuck whoever made this, and may they rot in the ninth circle of hell.

Ah, Fuck Texas.

Bull Connor, the guy who turned firehoses on civil rights protestors.

Hey, I'm still trying to un link my gamertag-this is 4 days after I noticed the problem and trying to resolve it through their customer service.

Actually, he was fourth on Marinelli's list. Third was reserved for any other candidates who would obviously be more qualified than Trestman.

IT'S SO FLUFFY I WANT TO DIE!!!

Ok, Iowa. Now I'm confused.

Ah, go fuck yourself and go back to 4chan, slime.

Spacing error.

He's a rock. A literal rock.

"I farted."

Bad spacing here.

So is Nintendo the best? Come on out fanboys!

MMM... bacon.