leotolstoy
Count Tolstoy
leotolstoy

I see a gray mountain and a gray sun. No picture,

What?

Animorphs are real, I guess.

So, what's the difference between cream of tartar and icream of tartar?

Hemingway is insulted by this comparison.

100% accurate description of Skyrim.

I'll bite. You've been barely persecuted, yet you celebrate martyrs. You command about 74% of the population here in the US, yet complain that you're in the minority. In case that's too difficult for you to comprehend, here it is, in simple terms. GROW. A. THICKER. SKIN.

To top things off, Destiny features some of the best video game hair I've ever seen.

Game?

The moment... Man, you just ruined it. Let us have some fun.

As raysism says from his mother's basement, "#FreeSpeach!

This is the SEC! They are da best conference in football!

Replace Comic Books with Video games. Same arguments.

So what does RWBY qualify as then?

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Suck it, Iowa. Choke on that trophy.

Relevant, even though you can't see the ceiling.

This is... interesting.

And then.. THE FISH WARS!!!!

I don't speak stupid.