Shut up and take my money.

Coming soon to a small-town police department near you.

Ok, who's the guy that needs a new left eye? Is that you, Jason?

FISH!!!!!

FISH!

It's raining in heaven.

She never said that.

Chupathingy. I like it. It's got a ring to it.

Up TO the San Diego Padres.

*dry heaves*

The greatest beer-dropping fans in the world.

HISSSSSSS

QUOTE | "It will start to tail off because the people who play the games will recognize when they're about to be nickled and dimed, and stop playing them." - MMO pioneer Richard Bartle, arguing that free-to-play games have a "half-life" and will soon start to fail.

It's anew pokemon. Obviously.

Yes, you wins all the internets.

Ok.

(Vomits words out of mouth)

As would I.

I don't know what all those pretty electronics are, but keep telling me about the steam sale deals.

I don't know what all those pretty electronics are, but keep telling me about the steam sale deals.

PUNCH PUNCH STAB SHOOT RIP IN HALF (dialogue) PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH (Credits Roll)