I think at the end of the day, we can rephrase a quote from the classic film Coming to America:

“Marcus Smart was the last player the Celtics could afford to lose.”

I feel like the stoppable force will hit the movable object and changes places with each other as a result of the laws of easily influenced motion.

Also, credit to my friend Alex: “He’s so racist that his hair was too dark to stay on his forehead.”

Admittedly, I diet okay, I exercise a lot, and I’m brown, and brown don’t....crack? Frown? But I was bartending Saturday night and someone was like “wow I can’t believe Svend hired a college kid to tend bar alone here”.

mostly because the events of the past few years have damaged my ability to be stunned by the horrible things these assholes commit on a daily basis, realizing he’s 33 is the first thing that has legitimately surprised me in months. 33? I’m going to be 31 in a few months and I look a lot younger than him.

I still maintain there should be a sports oddity museum. Such things as the “weird sex stuff exhibit”, “athlete rap sheets”, “athlete rap shit (all horrible recording songs by athletes. wayman tisdale, walter mccarty, and that one shaq song with the Fushnickens are excluded because they’re great)“, and “great moments…

I would’ve felt sorrier for the porters if this game was for the whole enchilada. 

For years I was doing that because I was running alone. The day I showed up to a speed training track workout and got even more winded, I realized the benefit of adjusting speed. I suddenly began making progress in terms of speed and distance.

I’ve found that the key to efficient fitness throughout your day is letting go of the notion that people think we are weird.

Just a few off the top of my head:

I could use a fourth job.

I wisely chose to read the comments before reading the article/watching the videos. Normally, this is terrible internet advice, but I’ve found Deadspin commenters to be a good gauge of “I did not need to watch this, now I am forever damaged”. 

I was curious too, and apparently he was pretty great on defense. Also, apparently his brother played for three years, went insane and killed his family, and somehow still got a hall of fame vote. Somewhere, Brad Lidge is going “THE MURDERER GOT A VOTE?”

I have the same problem, as I’m a competitive runner. When I was training for the marathon, even while losing weight steadily, I was eating like a maniac and constantly carbo loading.

I think there’s a difference between being in good physical shape and looking like that. I can sprint a mile in just under five minutes and 30 seconds and can effortlessly knock out 30 pushups, but I don’t have nearly as well defined muscles and abs as he does. Genetics definitely plays a part in how we look, diet as…

Confirmed: I run about 40 miles a week, do minimum 100 push ups a day, and do various lifting and ab workouts. I have a lot of strength and stamina, but I’m in no way as defined as he is.

One of the things I appreciated about that game was that it didn’t have a post game. I don’t think every game needs one, and in fact some games are done a disservice by it (“you’re choices have created ripples across the region and the world will never be the same! It doesn’t feel that way and maybe different dudes…

Similarly work in a Non-Profit where the development director was forced to pivot into getting contract funding since donations bottomed out, and our contract division was getting a lot of growth, so he wanted to latch his arm onto that. He doesn’t know a thing about what goes into bids for contracts, and just sees…

“The Clippers have some cool young players, in Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Montrezl Harrell and Ivica Zubac.”