2019 QB Depth Chart

“He’s the whitest man in the NFL”.

Didn’t realize Buddy was Dominican.

I look forward to the Bowlens appearing slightly redder every time Deadspin writes about them. 

I found that even if I fell, nothing punitive happened, and I just got more opportunities to hear the music and see the background art (bonus points for finding that subtle little animation the little white wispy thingies do cool to look at). I just found it wasn’t ideal to play at the gym on an exercise bike because…

It would be a sweeter sentiment if not for the fact that lynching was replaced by “I was lead to believe the suspect had a gun” years ago.

I feel Deadspin got one of those transporter machines from The Fly, and they wanted to see what would happen if they put all their Nathan Peterman stories and Jon Gruden stories in at the same time. The question is, do we call the mutant offspring that has emerged from the machine The Peterden or the Gruman?

SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY

Why not? They always make a mess whenever they’re doing some leisurely “pinting”. 

I believe you're confused; that was a triple double trouble.

Honestly, it largely depends on the employment contracts of the folks blizzard was paying. I live in New York City, where the laws more often than not favor employees, so advance warning would probably have to be put in place of business was shutting down (severance too for a full time employee). Again, who knows what…

I love this city, warts and all (and there are lots of warts), but it’s very telling that in the two years since the MTA has become so awful, I’ve just resorted to run commuting, and have become a pretty good distance runner as a result (ran a 10-Mile Race in 1:05).

You try putting effort into your job when you know how difficult it is to get fired!

Spotted at Bedford Nostrand two nights ago. It was a very off putting shade of brown.

I don’t need to add to the idiot racist getting dunked on. But I was quite proud that Platano Man was on the scene to be as Dominican as possible. All he needed was some very tight pants and a Mets Contract. Us fellow Dominicans thank you for your service, Platano Man. Cojelo Suave. 

You can never have too big a backlog! What if society collapses but for some reason, you have unlimited power?

Poor Horace Grant? Poorace Grant?

The suns player throwing in the towel and getting it stuck is a perfect metaphor for their season.

The suns are trying. 

I guess to quote Zero Punctuation, there’s running a story on a slow boil, and then there’s chucking a signal flare into a pool slow.