I mean they have a point! Us Latinos barely make up about a quarter of the league, if we weren’t so lazy, we’d be half the league by now! And Adrian Beltre only has around 3,150 hits? Why not 4,250? Lazy!

I often wonder where they’re left to go when they can’t afford to live in their old neighborhoods, and then I remember the homeless population in cities like New York are rising astronomically :(

I thought that the Niner who broke his arm the other day in a meaningless game was the epitome of a pointless endeavor, but sure, lets risk the health of two full teams and a stadium (presumably) at 1/4 capacity too!

I remember Kevin Smith told a story on a podcast about being a kid at a relative’s house about to watch the Halloween grinch special, only for his parents to argüir with their extended family and have everyone leave. He mentioned never having a chance to watch it.

Because if the Knicks, Mets,  as well as the arrogance around the Yankees are anything to go by, we don't know how to sports properly. 

You joke, amazingly I might add (your Star was earned), but I do recall a GOP prick of the moment close to the election bad mouthing Dominicans and wanting to limit immigration from there, and I just assumed he wanted white guys to dominate baseball again.

ITS BABE RUTH, NOT BABE RUIZ!

“Dominican baseball child...”

...So tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1991? Hmm...

This is a grim take, but do the raiders owe the gruden family the remainder of his contract if something...unfortunate happened to him?

So buffalo has a competent QB that did well against a competent defense, and they have a better alternative to starting Nathan peterman.

Maybe it's because a series of dumplings and miserable online dates has made me forget how to feel things properly, but the sight of that website broke my heart.

Say what you want about peterman, but everyone around him gets hurt while he remains healthy, whether you want him to or not.

“Bad sex is a thing”

This goal can easily be explained in that Montreal’s controller became unplugged, and big brother rangers decided to be a dick and score instead of pausing the game.

Fun fact: LaMelo is very close to “Lick it/her/him” in spanish.
I have nothing else to add. 

If she thinks anything like my running brain, she was either calculating lost time, or she was so thankful to have a reason to stop that she could put on someone else.

I ran my first marathon this past Sunday in NYC and finished with just enough time to hobble to a bar and catch the second half of this game.

I ran the NYC Marathon this past sunday, it was my victory music. 

This really isn’t starred enough.