We apparently live in a world where you can perform sex acts on a minor, and you can plea to go get your GED to avoid prison.

Fun Fact: one of the creepiest guys I’ve ever known was a sports writer at the New York Post. It became a running joke that you weren’t a member of our fitness club unless he creepily hit on you. He went on to go to school for finance. None of this is shocking.

So what you’re saying is, we should’ve had the Baha Men sing God Bless America?

My Friend at a Yankee game once: You know since 9/11 they do God Bless America at the 7th Inning Stretch. I miss the days they did Who Let The Dogs Out.

#BurnItAllDown

Fun fact: brad lidge was eligible for hall of fame candidacy this year. He received zero votes. This video (and the 08 World Series I guess) is his lasting legacy.

2 separate cases of assault?

Can someone please make a parody movie about the film studios who want to compete for the rights, make it meta commentary on grief hawking film makers, and donate a fuck load of the proceeds to rescue services world wide?

I never want this story to be forgotten.

Ah the good old bus from Staten Island to Bay Ridge. You meet some wonderful specimens of “damn I forgot y’all existed around here” on those buses. 

I read that second line like Big Daddy Kane. “Now whose flat top rules in ‘89?”

Part of it definitely may be cost (you can get a ton more land and a much bigger house out in Northern Westchester or Rockland, even in the far reaches of Queens), but generally, most of the cops, sanitation workers, and fire department folks I know who do this seem to be of the “fuck these people who live in nyc now”…

“By the time enough players have no memories of their own of Jordan and ownership runs them further into the ground, the Bulls probably get replaced by the Warriors on this list.”

50 Cent/Azelia Banks, 2020: Make America Hate Some More. 

I’ve read the police blotter relating to my old high school more than I’ve ever read alumni material to my high school, undergrad, or grad school.

I think I heard somewhere that Qatar was already trying to offer players from other countries Qatari citizenships in time for the world cup, which isn’t unheard of since plenty of dual citizenship players (or guys salty that they can’t play for their own national team) play elsewhere. I just think it’s doubly messed…

I still don't understand how they didn't choose The Staten Island Killer Bees.

I will never have a problem with deadspin linking the superior Telemundo commentating 

I regret not flying to OC now to visit my friends, I would happily be the one Dominican guy celebrating with the Mexican fans right now.

This is America, land of freedom of expression. I will kneel during our anthem and I will cheer for the Mexican national team.