hi just checking in to say that daily life under this fucking administration is like getting slowly steamrolled to death

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

I mean this with complete sincerity. Burn in hell for this.

Guys, this is no laughing matter. Clearly this is going to be hard for Ted Cruz to get through, but if I know Ted Cruz, he’ll keep pounding it out as a member of the Senate. He has the ability to come back from this, but it’s going to take some intense work on himself first. There’s no doubt that this is a sticky…

what the f kind of advice did you give to question 1

You should write this column.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

The one lynx didn’t accept the other lynx’s invitation on Lynxed-in. Lynx are big networkers.

I got this advice from a lawyer, who was a former police chief, and I wish I had followed it before that otherwise I would not have had to seek that lawyer’s services in the first place.

Because cops here believe they exist to protect each other instead of serving the public. It’s them against us so regardless of our innocence, we’re all suspects until we prove otherwise.

To cover their asses over a potential unwarranted high speed chase; blame the victim, not themselves.

There’s a woman I went to school with who posted a status update about a year ago that she had finally fulfilled her lifelong dream, one that she had nurtured throughout her childhood in an incredibly poor African country. That dream? To go to a service at Lakewood fucking Church. The top of my head blew clear off

Opposite note for MVP. Your dude will be deeply sorry when he finds out you could have a revolving door of lovers at your beck and call. I swear every other story I hear of a guy wanting an open relationship ends in him finding out that you will have a LOT easier time finding lovers then he ever will. And once the…

It always gives me pause that the people who claim the best of a singular race are always the worst example of it. Take a hard look at this supposed superior being.

CHOP THEIR HEAD AND LIMBS OFF and THEN toss them in a sub and sink it to the bottom of the nearest body of water

Sheesh. Looks like proper kerning died, too.

Right, buddy. You and Submarine guy, a pair of innocent lambs.

I can’t quite put my finger on it, Snowy, but something doesn’t seem right, here.

Of course he did.

According to the FBI’s criminal complaint, filed in July, the witness was alerted to something amiss when they saw Manzanares attempting to drag his wife’s body to the balcony of the couple’s cabin.