I feel like there are 3 people who get tiny houses.

Violins require skill. It takes no skill to play Trump.

I couldn’t finish watching this because my entire soul left my body lol hate when that happens

Personally, I loved the cop saying “We run tags all the time, that’s how we find out if cars are stolen... Oh this car I’m driving isn’t my car.”

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

That’s what I always think of, too. I wasn’t even a watcher of the show, but I remember the reaction. And the winner really was shockingly thin.

I still can’t believe that POS Trump is the president of our country. I feel as if I’m stuck in a bad dream. I want to go back to the future to be with my forever president, Barack Obama!

I would vote for your cat in a heartbeat. She has more personality than the entire Trump clan put together.

I have a really smart cat, who maybe can hold hearings in my place when I’m too bored/unfocused to do my job.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

What, was the Secretary of State, the Deputy Secretary of State, the Ambassador to the UN, the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, Trump’s bodyguard and the mailman all occupied?

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

Meanwhile, there are huge protests happening throughout the city right now. So big, in fact, that the Independent is reporting Melania Trump is trapped in her hotel room (or, Senate guest house room)

I’m a boring ‘ol married person, so these questions (one hopes) no longer pertain to me, but I’ve often wondered, in these days of long-acting birth control, if the young ladies still require their dates to use condoms, every time? As someone who became sexually active during the early years of the AIDS crisis, this…

Seriously. The Nazis weren’t “terrorists”—they were the actual government. And if you replaced every “Islamic” with “Jewish” in his little Facebook screed, you’d pretty much have *exactly* the official policy and rhetoric that led to Auschwitz in the first place.

As someone whose mother barely escaped being placed in a concentration camp, I find this incredibly, unbelievably offensive.

Uses the word “homeland” unironically in a video shot in a gas chamber.
I just....I don’t....what even?

I walk down the street, I am in the supermarket shopping groceries, I see a cat on the streets. It’s these random moments of normality when it hits me the hardest: Donald Trump is President of the United States. For real.

Assholes perform a very important function: to *remove* waste from a body. Comparing him to such a vital orifice is a disservice to anatomy. He’s a ruptured appendix that Congress refuses to have removed.