I’m getting claustrophobic just looking at the photos—I can’t imagine getting into one of those and staying there all night.

Scum Bum...

I’ve been using cell phones for close to 20 years, and for all but the last 4 or so, I’ve gone with subsidized phones—never, at any time after finishing off my two-year contracts, did my monthly cost go down. And when I’ve brought my own phone to the party, I still wind up paying the same per month for my plan as I…

Yeah, that “hardwood” look does nothing for my hard wood. I prefer women who look as though they’ve actually reached puberty.

was she ever right about anything??? seriusly