I’ve been using cell phones for close to 20 years, and for all but the last 4 or so, I’ve gone with subsidized phones—never, at any time after finishing off my two-year contracts, did my monthly cost go down. And when I’ve brought my own phone to the party, I still wind up paying the same per month for my plan as I…

Yeah, that “hardwood” look does nothing for my hard wood. I prefer women who look as though they’ve actually reached puberty.

was she ever right about anything??? seriusly