Speaking as a non-American, it is truly shocking and DEEPLY disturbing how integrated and prevalent military integration is in your society. I say this without any hyperbole, but it’s a breath away from Fascism. 

“... this time dressed like a pirate, because that poor seagull just can’t catch a break.”

MORE LIKE CAN’T CATCH A BEAK AMIRITE?

I have no time for white Hindus. 

Name an actually good Sonic game. I’ll wait.

You’ve missed out on an insanely consistent run of the best cinema of the last two decades so I don’t even know how to start.

That’s great, but he’s still an ass-kissing hack who somehow couldn’t animate a decent walk cycle. 

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE R2 UNITS IN THE BACK

I pitched this EXACT idea in a design competition for a scholarship 15 years ago. EXACT idea. I got receipts and everything.

What a trash fire of a family. Gather up the naturopaths and chiropractors and just fire them all into the sun.

Everyone involved in this story starts bad, comes out worse.

Pull yourself together America. The neighbours are watching. 

Then why yous guys always walking all over my nice clean floors? ;)

This is such an American thing. Up here in Canada it’s default shoes off - nobody thinks about it, nobody questions it.

America is a trip.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

All Sonic games are bad. The only interesting thing about them is how they’re bad in many different ways.

Thanks. I’m good.

Wow! Their studio is *literally* across the street from my place.

My people!

This is 90% my issue with Apex, a game I would 100% enjoy if it weren’t for human nature making some truly shitty teammates.

“- You can only attack ships at a higher level than you, unless they attack you first”