“... this time dressed like a pirate, because that poor seagull just can’t catch a break.”

MORE LIKE CAN’T CATCH A BEAK AMIRITE?

Name an actually good Sonic game. I’ll wait.

You’ve missed out on an insanely consistent run of the best cinema of the last two decades so I don’t even know how to start.

I pitched this EXACT idea in a design competition for a scholarship 15 years ago. EXACT idea. I got receipts and everything.

What a trash fire of a family. Gather up the naturopaths and chiropractors and just fire them all into the sun.

Everyone involved in this story starts bad, comes out worse.

Pull yourself together America. The neighbours are watching. 

Then why yous guys always walking all over my nice clean floors? ;)

This is such an American thing. Up here in Canada it’s default shoes off - nobody thinks about it, nobody questions it.

America is a trip.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

All Sonic games are bad. The only interesting thing about them is how they’re bad in many different ways.

Thanks. I’m good.

Wow! Their studio is *literally* across the street from my place.

My people!

This is 90% my issue with Apex, a game I would 100% enjoy if it weren’t for human nature making some truly shitty teammates.

“- You can only attack ships at a higher level than you, unless they attack you first”

Yes! One of my all time favs. See also: “Blindfolds Aside.”

Absolutely agreed, with the caveat of people who convert to faiths of wildly different cultures from their own.

Congrats guys. You have my full support and best wishes!

Being offered $10,000 and networking opportunities with Steve Bannon is like being offered $7,000.