What’s even more spectacular is that he’s married to Natalie Portman!

Yeah. Their dumb statements about this make them look so much worse. 

“Beatles member Paul McCartney “has record bass parts”

This was already a clear case of starfucking prosecutorial overreach (in this case star-fucking-over), but the fact that the DA did not know what laws were on the books at the time of the crime is really grounds for removal from office.

Honestly this makes the DAs look like chumps, but them blaming it on Baldwin’s “big-city attorneys” filing trumped-up motions is objectively hilarious. They sound like inept, two-bit hicks with holes in their shoes. “We’re shocked--SHOCKED!--that this wealthy man would attempt to defend himself.”

I was a public defender for five years to start my career. This is being reported as significant news, but this really was a basic error by the DA to add on this enhancement. It should never have even been a thing in the first place. For me, this goes beyond usual prosecutor charge stacking into ridiculous error…

I mean, the lawyer for Reed is correct. You cannot legally charge someone with a crime retroactively. Well, I mean you can... but it will be promptly overturned on appeal. I cannot believe the DA made such a fundamental mistake.

Like those restaurants where the wait staff are mean to customers?

“Del Toro clearly chafes against such sentiments, especially in animation; while accepting the Golden Globe award last month for Best Animated Motion Picture for Pinocchio, he proclaimed that “animation is not just a medium for kids.” This comes after telling journalists at last year’s Toronto Film Festival that…

Ok. Just watched Eveready Harton for the first time.

Bill Harder? I’m pretty sure they’re doing this on purpose now.

We will not cave in to those avian bastards!

Looks to me like you were trying to write “ennui-compromised.”

Also, thanks for not making this a slideshow.

No, you guys aren’t commenting on lack of proofreading.

although judging by the end credits, which mention “principle photography,” it still wasn’t enough to hire a proofreader.

Exactly. If it wasn’t enough of an issue to stop her from signing on the dotted line and taking the money, then surely her beliefs were not compromised.

At least it wasn’t as bad as requiring Ron Howard to not noticeably age during the run of the Andy Griffith Show. The anti-HGH damned near killed him

I always like to refer to Rob McElhenney’s post when talking about actors getting shredded for roles.

R-rating —> R rating