That headline made me think this was going to be a farewell post.

Cop Appears To Plant Evidence During Totally Worth-It Traffic Stop

Sixty three in a 45 will get anyone stopped, regardless of color, every single time. Nice try, though. 

The right answer is to give your kid whatever you’ve been driving, and get yourself something new. My 5-year-old already knows he’ll be driving a 21-year-old Tacoma one day and Dad will be driving something fast again. ;-)

You’re bad at science. Eat a bowl of dicks.

Shortages lead to higher prices. That’s something which is already taught in economics. In fact, there are a few formulas in economics which center around strategically leveraging scarcity to optimize for profit. Lots of companies are watching margins soar from all of this.

When i was 19 i had a jeep with that steering wheel, the one with all the fake hex bolts. The horn didnt work, so i thought to repair it i had to undo all of those hex bolts. went and bought a hex wrench set and everything - man was i pissed.

Hey hey hey! Don't disparage the good name of Superfund sites by associating them with something like chuck e cheese

Tell me you’re a racist without telling me you’re a racist 

Oh my god, shut up.

Or get a dual sport motorcycle, pack it with all your crap, have an off, unload everything from the bike just so you can pick it up again and you’ll learn really fast what is essential. Pro tip, save old used underwear with tears. Wear it one or two days and toss them.

As someone who doesn’t follow Nascar at all. . . doesn’t the new car always suck? I feel like every few years, there’s a lot of handwringing about how “the next-gen car sucks!” and it’s a sign of the sport going downhill, and then everyone gets used to it and the cycle repeats.

30 years. I was in grade 12, 1988 when the Evolution engine and the Heritage Softail made their debut. These were not counter-culture bikes. These were accountant-friendly couches with smooth, non-leaking engines.

The two usual options:

Who do I see about where I rebuild my motorcycle? Does that happen on the pool deck? Can I use an indoor space?

the government guarantees your freedom of speech from being stopped by them. the residents of philly dont grant you fuck all and theyre sick of neo nazi bullshit. you and every other ass need to remember private companies and citizens dont need or want to put up with this bullshit anymore.

But the best buy republicans are directly to blame for a lot of the free speech confusion, so to speak. They’ve gone through a huge amount of effort to tone their message to avoid hate speech connotations in most cases - all the while pushing the same racist bullshit as before, or even worse than before. Push things…

Every city in this country has a nasty history (and present) with racism. But Philly tipped the election, gave us the anti-fascist orange demon called Gritty, and with just 10 residents cleared out the a couple hundred assholes. So, with all due respect, I’m taking a moment to say “God bless America, and fuck yeah,…