wow!

GENIUS!

They could fall a bit if there is a world war, a major banking crisis, or when rich hipsters stop getting laid because they want to look “classy” driving shitty bmws wearing scratched vintage sunglasses and revert to corollas.

what is the red car with popup headlights that steve martin is a passenger on?

AHAHA. Lovely. Oh no, american hipsters die in envy of their bobo buddies.

Enthusiast owner, renter, reader or blogger? I have never ever met somebody that called themselves an enthusiastic camaro owner or anything. Picture looker yes, blog post skimmer sure, rental camaro destroyer absolutely, car show selfi-er oh no humankind is over, but enthusiastically calling things enthusiastic is…

oh no you didn’t. jezebel go get him.

Imagine if organizers allow male drivers to slowly enter the race, just to win it all, jezebel would go nuts. Ironic because in normal racing with a male majority, women have always been slower for some reason.

Because of course what really matters to Jalopnik bloggers is to focus on digging useless ancient dirt on otherwise amazing products because these days anything related to shitting on VW will sell bullshit ads or whatever people without adblock have to go through...

“The one quote that makes me desperately want to write an article about how a quote I heard in a film by Chris Harris makes me desperately want a Laferrari.”

Stef, most drivers are pay drivers in some way. You make it sound like he is the only one. Felipe Massa brings with him Petrobras, Perez brings Telmex... Alonso was bankrolled by santander until he made a name for himself. Nikki Lauda, Schumacher...

“The feeling of jealousy that jalopnik bloggers have towards awesome people, whom will be revered as demigods in about 20 years.... by the very same bloggers.”

jealous bastard

How many Jalopnik “writers” would kill to be punched by him in exchange for an amazon top gear gig ? Even for a chance to drive a laferrari for 1 minute? Hell, probably for an after punch selfie. All of them. Jealous bastards.

Oh no how terrifying! mr sheik was doing 50 on a 20. Not as terrifying as the jealousy 0f blogger that is likely to never even drive a laferrari. this guy should be applauded, he broke a rule! yiipeeee something to talk about!

right.

jesus fucking christ, this is the pinnacle of bimmerabilia.