Won’t happen. For everyone who’s genuinely exhausted by him, there’s at least 5x more people who get off on reading (and writing) about his escapades as some sort of self-gratification; textbook schadenfreude.
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In 2019, can everyone just stop reporting on him, his tweets, and his butt fashion? Does he even exist if no one is talking about him? Let’s try.
There’s no angry arab stare gif, but Bruce Lee has the death glare down so it will do. I’m still calling the FBI on Damon though.
I mean did people think he wouldn’t be from Florida?
Plantation Florida and Lynchburg, in Virgina and Tennessee. :/
I think I just used up all my good-decision-making today on not clicking that TMZ link.
They’re still pushing it.
Lest we forget, LeBron is a superintelligent evil robot from the future who came to our time, broke his programming, and dedicated his positronic neural network to playing perfect basketball. Defusing on-court tension is part of that.
He better not go to some suburb in Johannesburg and tell us to leave those White settlers alone.
All black.... Wait. MOST Black lesbians are fairly bougie. We embrace that shit AAAANNDDD prepare for our weddings to be as well.
I’m lying on the floor in excruciating back pain and this made it all go away for a moment. This needs to be an AI Chrome extension for all pictures of Whitlock.
I’m begging you to keep digging this extremely stupid hole.
I mean, Lebron was calling himself ‘The King’
He’s been referred to as both King James AND The King. Who came up with the name is fucking pointless, because he embraced it before his first game and as far as I know has not requested that people stop.
A star is born.
Probably the best thing I’ve seen all week:
People, people!!! Attention, Attention!!!
Stop trying to work on your vacation. Stop promising to work on your vacation. Stop wanting to work while on vacation. Stop thinking you’ll work while on vacation. Stop taking your laptop with you on vacation. You are on vacation for a reason - you needed time away from…
Why isn’t the discussion....Blake Griffin makes over $30 million a year!? LeBron James makes 35.5...it seems really crazy that they are this close to each other. Can someone explain, please?
And us “bougie” people prefer the correct spelling: “bourgie”.