In Soviet Amerika, Road Pirates are employed by the government and wear magic badges and suits.

They haven’t been trustworthy or honest for decades... they’re just not hiding their shit anymore because most of this country is full of brainwashed bootlickers and believe anything cops say.

I live in the heart of the heat umbrella of Texas and I’ve ****** never ****** seen cops here do that to “reduce over heating”.

BULLSHIT, cops... Bullshit...

Their property. The neighbors can get bent.

You’re 15 years late...

Calm your tits, Debbie Downer

With a face only a Chevy fan could love...

My old 2000 Ram 1500 had factory rubber floor covering and I loved it.

It’s much better

Dearest Elon:

I’m sure it was all completely “accidental”

AYFKM?

In Soviet NY, the music is going to get you... arrested and thrown in a rape cage.

Holy crap... the hype around this shit is ridiculous. They’ll adjust. They’ll adapt. They’ll survive just fine.

Know why they’re so happy?

No one needs it... no... but who the hell are you to say no one should be able to have it and having it is evil?

Better looking than the Audi too.... Audi’s styling people have fallen asleep and the record is skipping.

No.

No.

Douche