Achy Brakey Heart? Really? That’s the reference you’re going to use?

case in point... every other CUV/SUV...

It looks like just about every other CUV/SUV on the road... *yawn*

More like bringing the 90’s back with that styling...

I loved my HHR while I had it. It fit my life at the time. I had it for 7 years. It was reliable and never had a single issue with it... not one issue. I would have loved to have the SS version. This is a good deal.

EVER...

FU Allstate...

Thanks for the memories.

“Think of the children” is always the fear mongering rallying cry for all sorts of bullshit.

“Why is it that the harder you try and kill a car, the harder it clings to life?”

Is it wrong that I have a weird boner now?

We live in a society run by pussies and assholes.

4.0 is essentially bulletproof, too. Good score.

Hell, Wranglers will even park on each other, if you’re not keeping an eye on them.

Love the car, but not for 8 Grand.

Why I only buy used now...

Overpriced sales and low-ball used car offers to buy your ride.

I expect this to blow up as he walks away... “Putin... Bond Villain Extraordinaire...”

This is epic. Thank you!

My EYES!!!!