Hey, if he was wearing a robot costume, hes not a furry.

Obligatory FUCK YOU to The Great Gatsby.

$2,700 is squarely within that “Fuck it, why not?” range for an oddball vehicle like this, but I’m having a hard time not seeing this vehicle is as more of a winter beater and office water cooler discussion piece.

There is no meaningful plastic recycling anywhere. What recycling that happens is less “green” than making new plastic. Those plastic bins you throw your plastic bottles are just to make you feel good and to get an extra charge on your garbage bill.

Sample Kia Telluride markup items:

Višnjić’s Teslas was ‘fine’ and not much more. I can’t disagree more with Caroline putting him on the same level as Tony Curran’s Vincent van Gogh.

I f’ing hate the Master. The only superpower the Master seems to have is the ability to chew up every piece of the scenery for minutes on end and then chew it up again in the next very scene they’re in

“Consider how stupid the average one is.”

I’ll give my standby wage-slave reply, honed after working retail all throughout high school and college:

Facebook profile: “BrianandKelleyHornaday”

It seems cops have YET to figure out that in their zeal for a surveillance police state, that they too are caught on camera.

If you can’t afford a new Range Rover, you definitely can’t afford a used one.

I’m wondering if it’s not that he’s worked on Tatooine before, but that he’s FROM there. We know he was a foundling, taken in by the Mandalorians. He uses “womp rat” as a (kind of) term of endearment for BY - and the only other two to reference that species, native to Tatooine, are Pelli and LS. Plus he knows both the…

I picture his wife looking like Anna Camp at her most bemused and wearing the strap-on harness over her khakis.

As someone who used to have mental health issues, it’s incredibly easy to let them become an excuse not to work on yourself. Often, even well-meaning partners end up as enablers because their immediate instinct in a depressive episode is to assure you that these problems aren’t your fault or as big a deal as you’re…

Yup. I generally dislike emoji use, but the thumbs-up is useful for exactly this.

Jeez, That is cold. I got the classic; ‘It looks like you haven’t been missing many meals.’ Last time it happened I countered with “Why don’t you go brush your tooth Steve?” We don’t talk much any more.  

It turn out the lever doesn’t dispense used panties.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.