If you can’t afford a new Range Rover, you definitely can’t afford a used one.

I picture his wife looking like Anna Camp at her most bemused and wearing the strap-on harness over her khakis.

As someone who used to have mental health issues, it’s incredibly easy to let them become an excuse not to work on yourself. Often, even well-meaning partners end up as enablers because their immediate instinct in a depressive episode is to assure you that these problems aren’t your fault or as big a deal as you’re…

Yup. I generally dislike emoji use, but the thumbs-up is useful for exactly this.

Jeez, That is cold. I got the classic; ‘It looks like you haven’t been missing many meals.’ Last time it happened I countered with “Why don’t you go brush your tooth Steve?” We don’t talk much any more.  

Right. Someone like Dickens didn’t write a novel, he serialized chapters in his magazine, so it made sense to spend time on things that are ultimately unimportant to the story, you are padding your weekly installment word count.

It turn out the lever doesn’t dispense used panties.

So people have been waiting all this time for this new STREAMING GIANT to emerge and give us thousands of hours of content to watch, with classic movies emerging from the Disney Vault for the first time in years and groundbreaking new series like The Mandalorian....

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

Gen X’er here , the only 2 OK Boomers

Exactly. Plus, they don’t have lasers in Star Wars. They have “blasters”, which fire a blast of energy that travels at about 22 miles per hour toward it’s target.

This is probably the nicest 22 year old Aerostar I’ve seen.   The problem is that price will buy you a much better 10 years newer Odyssey or Sienna.  The Sienna can be had with AWD if you need that.   This doesn’t seem all the appealing to me at this price.  At $2K I’d probably NP it, not at twice that. 

100% this would be used as marketing.

Is this a good doll to bring to a restaurant???

He should buy a Deadspin. With the right kind of owner a Deadspin can take care of itself with no maintenance required!

“Or jizz”- my college gf

Arsenal fans, probably because they are unfamiliar with managerial change, have yet to fully turn on the manager, and instead have made Xhaka—a damn good player whom Emery does no favors with the team’s playing style and line-up decisions—the focus of their ire. The players, however, are less blind and reportedly are…

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

Buddy I’ll have you know that auto-playing videos are the BLEEDING EDGE of web design circa 2005, the year Jim Spanfeller’s brain last acquired any new information. You ever consider what having two or three auto-playing videos on every page does for this site’s video play numbers? If you wanna sell ads to all the…