Oh, he is one of a kind, to be sure.

Generally speaking, yes. I have a poodle who is neurotic, prone to biting strangers unprovoked, hates 99 percent of other dogs with a passion, and dumb as a sack of hammers. (Still a Good Boy)

It’s a difficult problem. For people who Uber/Lyft as a primary source of income and drive more or less full time, they are definitely getting the short end of the stick by not having employee status. But for many others (like me) who do it part time and just as a way to make extra cash...I would not want employee…

As a super-laid-back person in a LTR with someone who, to put it gently, has trouble letting go of things, I would venture to guess that she does his laundry, is phenomenal in bed, and has the common sense to direct the vast majority of her petty grievances at people other than him, so that he is amused, rather than…

Somebody ought to make a chicken thigh sandwich. I’d eat the hell out of that.

Towing for expired tags? That’s harsh. People around here regularly drive around on two-year-old expired temp tags, and the authorities rarely bat an eye.

Most, if not all, states do have things like this:

It’s just another in the library of funny cop jokes, like “Stop resisting!” and “He was reaching for his waistband”

Look, I’m not invested in Kevin Hart or his career one way or the other. From what I’ve seen he’s a funny guy, but there is no shortage of funny guys out there to take his place if he should disappear. But it seems to me that his offense was one toward...the gay community? humanity in general?...using a public…

Regardless of whether they happen on Netflix, aren’t all apologies an attempt to curry favor? Even on a personal level, isn’t an apology simply “I am expressing remorse, in hopes that I return to your good graces”? The proof of the sincerity of an apology is in the correction of future behavior, of course.

I sold two cars on Craigslist this summer, both within a couple days. One for about 90 percent of asking, and one for about 75 percent. It was pretty easy to spot the scammers, and zero in on the ones who were actually interested in the cars. I had a rough rule of thumb: if you ask me a question about the car that is…

A) Uh, when did I give them a pass? B) I’m not their parent. 

I have an 18-year-old and a 13-year-old, and if I found out either one of them was posting shit like this you had better believe there would be a reckoning, some very swift remedial education, and some punishment because both of them damn well know better.

Because, you see, the parties “agree” to settle their disputes through arbitration. It’s a contract. 

It’s...weird and kind of disturbing that your mind leapt so quickly from butt cheeks to graphic sex and penises. You might want to talk to someone professional about that. Are you one of those people who sees a woman breastfeeding and wonders why she is being so “provocative”?

My grandparents have a fake tree that they leave up year round, fully decorated. They just put a giant plastic bag over it and shove it the corner from Jan 6-December 1.

Yes, children have definitely never seen butts before and don’t know what they are. They would probably die from shock.

Probably totally unrelated (ha!) but Lyft recently put out a mandatory series of training videos (about 20 minutes total) for drivers on avoiding “uncomfortable situations.” You had to watch it or you couldn’t drive.

Look, if you spend any time at all around the legal system you will quickly learn that being a judge does not make one smart, or wise. Some are, to be sure; some believe themselves to be much smarter than the average bear by virtue of wearing a black robe. Many are simply bureaucratic functionaries (one judge told me…

He was 100 percent both aware of its pre-WWII usage, and using it ironically himself.