As I told my kids the other night, “We’re all dying, some of us just more slowly than others.” This could be the year for that coveted Father of the Year award!

I am so old. On the plus side, I will be dead soon.

You’re assuming that the owner of the team collects the revenue from concessions and parking, which in my city is certainly not true with respect to parking at least. The team doesn’t really care who pays what for parking.

As a fellow pudgy middle aged liberal white dude, I hear you. I don’t see a whole lot of difference between Warren and Sanders, it’s really more of a matter of personality/style. And I like Warren a lot. And the polling tends to show that the more people are exposed to her, the more they like her. However, turnout is…

I am probably a weirdo in that I don’t use terms to address almost anyone, ever. I just talk directly to the person. Don’t even have a term of endearment for my gf, I just speak to her. “Mom” still gets an exception.

I literally bought ranitidine yesterday from a Walmart. I guess that store didn’t get the memo

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

“I’m not acting as a lawyer.” Great! Thanks for dispensing with that whole “privilege” thing for us.

The last time I went to NOLA I had been diagnosed with gallstones and was awaiting surgery to remove my gallbladder, and eating anything with any fat content whatsoever sent me into excruciating pain for hours. So I couldn’t eat jack shit. It was awful.

For that 1/3, the answer always is “So what? All politicians are corrupt. At least Trump tells it like it is!”

You guessed it: Frank Stallone (who is about as likely to be the next president as Amy Klobuchar)

It’s a basic prerequisite of being a Libertarian that you believe you are much smarter than you actually are.

You won’t be paying them less, you’ll be paying them more. Employers, as best they can, schedule for the exact number of hours they need you, for hourly employees. If they need you for 40 hours, they schedule you 40 hours. They aren’t suddenly going to need you less...they would just have to pay you 1.5X for hours…

Which is why most states have provisions for comparative fault. So if a person is injured, but they are found to have been 40 percent responsible for their own injuries, their damages get reduced by a like amount. 

I thought Peak Insufferable Hamilton was when he was regularly blogging about the proper way to exercise.

Bush as a band consisted of three chords and a rhyming dictionary. The most underrated band of the 90s is Alice in Chains, because as esteemed as they are, they are not esteemed nearly enough.

Also: Nobody but political junkies is even paying attention to the “primaries” right now anyway. So there is little harm in us junkies arguing amongst ourselves. 

I’d place more money on “banging his personal assistant and giving the PA’s mom some nice stuff so she won’t raise a stink about it.” Which is why Vanessa can declare that it is categorically false.

I don’t think it’s nearly as unusual as you believe it is, and you really ought to educate yourself some more on the psychology of victims before you spout off about what is “typical” or “highly unusual.”

I have, over the course of my life, known a handful of women who were sexually assaulted in some fashion. And this is just the ones who I knew well enough that they would share something like that, usually years after the fact. None of them reported their assaults to the police.