“I stepped off the plane to use the restroom, and they left without me. Tulsa seemed nice so I, uh, hung out there for a couple of days.”

Paul was a zealot and a lunatic, so yeah he’d fit right in.

1) Never, ever buy the rock-bottom “super bare bones economy” ticket. A little extra on the front end usually gets you things like the ability to choose your seat, or change your flight, maybe an extra carryon bag (which, depending on your travel, may save you from paying a checked bag fee). 2) Although it is frowned…

Or the blonde, blue-eyed women on dating apps who list their ethnicity as “Native American”

This is...not precisely new. Andrew Jackson also flouted separation/balance of powers, with little consequence. The only real enforcement mechanism to the “checks and balances” system is the participants in the system respecting the checks and balances. 

I hate to break it to you but lawyers don’t really fear losses. They come with the territory. Lawyers do fear disciplinary action, like (just for example) for making misrepresentations to a court.

The best part about waking up naturally at 7 is that on Saturdays and Sundays during the EPL season I can get in a solid 2-3 hours of sports-watching before anyone else even starts stirring.

I am not arguing against netting

Well, exactly. 

Safety aside, from an enjoyment perspective, I don’t know why you would bring a 2-year-old child to a baseball game, it can’t possibly be fun for anyone involved. And if you can afford the lower deck, you can afford a sitter.

My dad had a 1982 and later a 1989 Bronco. Many fun times had with both growing up.

One of my favorite trivia games is: “Pharmaceutical, or soccer player?”

People say they want bipartisanship, but what they really want is to not have to think about things too much. To not be confronted with potential choice and sacrifice and pain. It’s so much easier to think that our elected leaders are all sitting together somewhere hashing problems out and coming to a consensus about…

Have fun raising that Moral Stanley Cup banner

And your wide receiver, Reggie Alligatorarms

If I’m holding the receiver, it’s Right Ear all the way, but if I’m scrunching it between my shoulder so that I can type while I’m talking it’s Left Ear time. (This only applies to my office phone with a cord. Cell phone is Bluetooth or speaker, I’m not holding that thing up there like that when I could be browsing Twi…

I overheard a conversation at a gas station in 2016 between two women, one of whom was going to vote for “the woman, I think her husband was president or something?” 

And the head of the IFAF is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

No matter the ultimate outcome, I would hope that this playoffs permanently shuts up the Don-Cherry-acolyte corner of Blues fandom that perpetually lambastes Tarasenko as “soft” or “not clutch.” He’s been a monster since the middle of the second round.

For the playoffs as a whole, Bozak has taken the second-most faceoffs for the Blues (behind O’Reilly) and is winning at a respectable 52 percent. Against the Bruins, he’s not doing as well.