Every year for Christmas, my parents get a multigame ticket package that they split up between themselves, me, and my brother. This year, there were no tickets in my Christmas card envelope. I didn’t say anything, and was even kind of secretly relieved, as it’s kind of a hassle actually going to games, and watching on…

And even if that highly improbable feat is equaled, there is no way it is done off the same pitcher, as Tatis did.

They should have allowed it within two minutes, but with additional caveats: if you’re trailing by 8 or less, and you challenge and lose, it’s a 20-second runoff on the game clock. If you’re ahead by 8 or less, challenge and lose, 20 seconds gets added to the game clock. Let’s really spice it up. 

Kids, once they reach a certain level of self-awareness, want to feel like they have some semblance of control over their lives. The trick is to give them the illusion of control while making sure they, for example, attend to basic hygiene and other responsibilities. The strategies for doing this vary considerably by…

These stories, and the ones in the comments below, are why I’ve only ever shared living quarters with women.

Nobody (at the presidential level) campaigns in Montana and Wyoming anyway, because it’s already a waste of resources chasing after those tiny electoral votes in states that are deep, deep red. The Senate already gives rural states a disproportionate voice to protect their interests.

There’s so much more charm to the names like Craven Cottage and Turf Moor and Old Trafford than American style corporate names like the Emirates/the Etihad/the King Power. 

I have not Netflix, therefore I cannot chill.

The Missouri Legislature is a haven for special idiots. And term limits make it worse! Every six years, West Bumfuck County is forced to elect a new idiot, and the pool keeps getting shallower and shallower. It also makes the governor’s office more powerful, because the Speaker of the House is always going to be a guy…

How can I get any experience, when every job requires experience?!

I got an email from my credit card company last week, “Did you mean to leave a 38% tip at [sports bar]?” Umm, yes I did intend to leave a whopping $4 tip on a bill that was a little over $10, thanks for looking out for my interests (eyeroll).

It seems to me that the reason there is so relatively little actual sex trafficking is that there is plenty of supply of consensual sex workers. 

Yes, they should

If it’s the case I’m thinking of, the couple essentially turned their front yard into a wildflower garden, which the local municipality decided to call “weeds” and fined them for not having neatly mown grass per the local ordinance.

I think it’s weird that you ID X-Pac and Chyna’s real names, and subsequently identify them as “Waltman” and “Laurer” throughout the article, but Triple H never gets ID’d and is called “Triple H” throughout the article.

This is what Venmo is for

Are you kidding? They charge $3.99 for about 20 cents worth of mac and cheese. The margins on the kids menus are enormous, even if the total bill is slightly less.

I have partners who insist on condoms and partners who don’t. I’m not going to say that there is no difference, but if I like and am attracted to someone enough to want to fuck them, the difference is pretty negligible. If “how much sensation my dick feels” is all you get out of sex...man, I’m sorry.

And people order Ubers/Lyfts for other people all the time. The passenger who gets in is not always the person ordering/paying for the ride.

If god didn’t let bad shit happen to you in the first place, how would he be able to send bears to rescue you? Think about it