Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers

It’s like denying a life raft to a drowning person because that raft is going to wash ashore in a nice area, and we didn’t buy this beachfront property so that we would have to look at half-drowned people.

What if my kids’ friends come over, and see store-brand granola bars in the pantry? They’ll think we’re poor!

Let’s be real, Jesus is way too old to enlist, and with those gaping and unhealed wounds is probably not going to medically qualify anyway.

A lot of my fellow whites seem to believe that unless you sign a notarized document attesting that you are in fact a racist, it’s simply not possible to be racist.

Hot take: If you use the phrase “seal the deal” you don’t deserve sex.

These are people who use the term “adulting” nonironically.

And you only have to do it every couple of years

Somehow I had always pictured him as an IROC-era Camaro guy, but this seems legit.

I think both Kaep and Reid have made it clear that they can’t be bought. The article is pretty straightforward: Reid’s consistent position has been “we will not negotiate an end to the protests.” That tells you exactly what Reid wanted to end the protests as the league wished: nothing. There was nothing the league…

The league can’t end their protests, because the protests aren’t against the league. They are protesting for a societal change.

Would you be surprised to learn that there is a strain of white nationalists who refer to themselves as “native americans” i.e., born here and not immigrants.

Yes, because people who have been sexually abused should never do anything even remotely sexual ever again in their lives lest it undermine their credibility.

While I live in south county, and have a neighbor who has had a derelict Charger in their driveway for four years.

I hate to break it you Charlie Brown, but...you’re never going to get to kick that football unless you punch Lucy in the mouth and take it from her.

Spineless and tactically naive.

Chuck Schumer buying a car:

Did anyone else catch the random guy in the crowd wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates cap?

And I don’t think automatic voter registration at 18 is untenable at all (and I don’t think it would need a constitutional amendment). It seems to me that everyone would be in favor of having to deal with one less bureaucratic thing. What would even be the argument against it?

I would be OK with ending lifetime appointment of federal judges all the way down to the District Court level. But let’s start at the top.