think about this, trevor hoffman, yes he is worthy! he played one inning 70 times a season!

and it was like, dang, actually you can tell a fresh and surprising story in this Star Wars universe

Repeat as necessary.

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

i’m so glad i don’t derive my self-esteem from sports

I don’t think the Nats have any regrets about Werth’s contract. It was the contract equivalent of putting an “open for business!” sign in the front window—it showed other players (and more importantly, players’ agents)—that the club was willing to spend for quality FA.

No, no we can’t....*sigh*

Well, since you asked, here’s a lengthy response explaining my thoughts on the subject (full disclosure: Nats fan)...

So when does god say “you know, I think that’s enough glory. You guys don’t need to boost my ego anymore. We are good”? God seems pretty insecure.

I ain’t linkin’ arms with any Cowboys fans. There are some prejudices that are justified.

“So, GRR Martin, do you have any pages?”

Just a horrible, horrible play.

I think J’onn J’onzz is probably better.

It’s still summer, but when the winter winds blow, I know I’ll have this take to keep me warm.

Who is this media you speak of. It’s like they’re all part of this underground group where they all “hail media”

Mr. Met is beyond middle fingers now