How on earth is it a legitimate competitive disadvantage? The Wizards are carrying the 11th-highest player payroll in the NBA this season. They’re paying out 10 million more dollars just this season than the Celtics, who, barring catastrophic injuries, will finish far ahead of them in the standings. If they have that…

Even more than coming back from 3-1, isn’t this arguably the biggest postseason collapse ever? Losing 3 straight clinchers, the final 2 at home, after shutting the Cubs out TWICE, with a lower ERA through 5 games than the Cubs (though that was some quick and dirty math, it might be wrong) . . .

I can’t imagine Tony Wyllie having a job anywhere else other than where he is now...

Jesus, just ask her “Is it safe?” How hard is that?

With luck, next year will be a Mariners-Nationals World Series, and we can stop talking about how long it’s been since a franchise got to the World Series.

For some context, the last dude was Mike Legg, whose greatest claim to fame as a hockey player was this goal.

tfw Canada starts giving u advice

Exhibit A:

Clearly the Smug Style is a huge gift to Trump and is something liberals really need to stop fucking up if we’re ever going to get some real class-based movements going in this country.

That sign that said “I’d rather get punched in may than get knocked out in October” was pretty great considering it was Odor’s shitty throw that allowed Donaldson to score.