Right, but in away, I thought it was "metaphoric", but when she came back (dust never dies!), I started thinking that is the only way to show a woman's dark side is to put her in a couture gown and a push-up bra? I mean, Rumple as the dark one looked like he was patina'd all over, but Emma had on some goth chic outfit…

By the way, did anyone pick up on Hook's reference to Bugs Bunny and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?

I think I chose to ignore that! It was already to deep with the fountain nonsense!

OK, so Hyde is some tall, Lurch-looking guy with bloodshot eyes and Jekyll is a some "wimpy", geeky looking with glasses… and the only difference between Regina and the Evil Queen is a bedazzled ball gown?

Yeah Mayor MacBrave in her bad cosplay… :-D

Or maybe he was part of a Greek fraternity coming from a toga party? [insert moans and groans here]

One more… I guess Storybrooke is the Hamptons of Maine :-D

Maybe ultra quiet New England seaside tourism is at its peak? :-D

I won't say anything about Robin and the crystal double dildo of death, but I will say this:

How many of you, after seeing the wand, were thinking "since when did Disney own Harry Potter?"

I was thinking that Snow's gaydar was better than Ruby's :-P

I wrote on Lily Spark's page that these people had their kids sit in during the whole Frozen cosplay bullshit and that I was wondering if they had to explain to their kids, in this "wholesome family show" why Ingrid's boobs we're two characters in their own right?

True, but because Aurora's with Phillip and Mulan went off, I would've rather Dorothy and Mulan meet up! But my thought is that maybe K&H didn't want to mess with established Disney characters/franchises, so they hooked Red and Dorothy up because of that reason. Their romance didn't seem very natural to me, kinda…

Careful… this is a family show! :-D

I'm so outraged about Once Upon a Time. How could they do such a thing? Mulan is just a third wheel again ‪#‎whataboutmulan‬

Maybe it's like potato chips, you can just have one? :-P

Someone please explain to me what is so "terrible" about the underworld? I mean everyone is employed, Enchanted Forrest residents have indoor plumbing and everyone gets to make a haunted phone call. What, is a red filter just bad lighting? I mean, this is starting to get as tiresome as Neverland, I mean we never did…

Clunky Once Upon A Time dialogue: “the vainest man in all the land.”

I'm just reading the Disney Wiki on him, and yes, it was "LeGume" i.e. "pea-brained" in the original screenplay, but apparently didn't make it to the film. At least that's how I understood it. In any case, I never heard it before which is why it sounded strange to me :-D

Did Belle's father say that Gaston was Lord Legume's son? Like beans and lentils?