What a shit fucking article. Headline implies Shaun’s dick pics, immediately goes into talking about a band that nobody knows he’s in (or manager of? or fucking something) without explaining shit. Way to go, dudes.

I’m a Criterion junkie myself, but I can’t see myself ever watching this. The only Criterion release I’m even less likely to watch is Tiny Furniture.

I’m a Criterion junkie myself, but I can’t see myself ever watching this. The only Criterion release I’m even less…

I’m sorry, how is this story bad again? This isn’t an allegation. This is a humorous anecdote. She laughed. They all laughed. Then you move beyond the headline and add Chastain’s dumb ass opinion, and go on to kink shame.

GJ Jez.

Yeah! Fuck people who may have changed and we have nothing to say otherwise!

What does The Shape of Water have to do with anything?

I think you’re discounting how huge his ego is. He would be fucking humiliated if his wife tried to divorce him. Sure, he’d put on a brave face and everything, but I don’t think we’d ever see him a more perfect shade of orange than when fueled by the embarrassment of being a shit husband.

All the DLC are unrelated, and sold as pulpy comic book stories.

You clearly never saw the concept art.

As an ex-heroin addict, I can tell you it turned me into an all around cunt. I often times said incredibly hateful things and some of those were very racist. Maybe those things were in his heart to begin with, but I can tell you for a fact I never hated anyone but myself. It just manifested in the worst possible ways.

Except the people that did.

The internet is not a hive-mind.

Trust me. They can tell.

What happened to robot vacuums being shitty gifts?

What happened to robot vacuums being shitty gifts?

If only the AI for these games wasn’t fuck-stick stupid, I could actually get through 10 minutes of them.

I laughed out loud, hard, when he called for “reasoned debate”. Like this fucking clown has any idea what that means.

So for once it isn’t giz/gawker/kotaku/jezebel spewing garbage

I frequently do some live stream college/pro swim-meets on Apple TV and I can absolutely understand this guy’s frustration.

I was planning on sifting through the scraps around 7pm on Black Friday and hoping to find this. Now I don’t need to.

I was planning on sifting through the scraps around 7pm on Black Friday and hoping to find this. Now I don’t need to.

When you have to admit at the beginning of the article “hey, I’m probably fucking wrong,” you’ve written a shitty article.

Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before the fall.

That’s the proverb. Not pride before the fall.

The problem is, you can buy beer that is infinitely better than Bud, Busch, and Natty at every single fucking grocery store on the planet because Yeungling, and Blue Moon exist.

You don’t need to buy shitty beer. Just admit that you’re a bad person.