It may be a nightmare but surely explain absence by throwaway line.

You have to admit, it's less incestrous than Cersei and Jamie knocking boots.

*golf clap*

Jon: I am above the law!! *combs over hair*

Was he at the Battle of the Bastards too? I've already forgotten. I don't think he was. Maybe he was left at the wall for some reason? Maybe to head straight for Jon if the WW came?

#MaesterGate

And here's to you Mrs Targaryen, Jon Snow knows nothing at all, oh no no no.

Wildfire doesn't melt Valyrian Steel!

Nor do I. All that flammable material….and a giant bonfire on top if it.

I have a horrid feeling Ser Pounce is going to be a dragon's hors d'oeuvre.

Shame!

He's my second favourite. I fondly remember his battle cry Hot Pie.

A whole season and I still don't know what happened to Gendry.

You. +5/7 internets.

You get two chickens for that zinger.

I thought they made Balon like Euron in the books and then Euron as Victarion.

Well I'd root for any man who'd eat two chickens too.

*Sam murders playwrights in Oldtown and gets murdered by the Alchemist because GRRM hates other writers and fans of Sam.

What.

Aerys wanting to burn them all a mad psychosis of visions of the white walkers?