Well.. this is where it gets a little complicated because honestly, as someone who was once in your situation and use to listen and empathize with parents, but am now a parent... yep, sorry, you really don’t understand. Its really like describing color to a person born blind or music to a person born deaf.

yeah, i have a strict unfollow rule for baby pictures. you get 1 a month, after that you’re unfollowed. it was awkward when my son was born, but eventually my wife has accepted why she’s unfollowed. i mean, what are we without our principles?

Pardon me, but this entire digression borders on insane. Here’s a handy guide for anyone who is debating whether they should coast downhill or leave their car in gear

I was gonna be mean and ask if this is really a lifehack but then I discovered I had a soul and found the story touching.

That isn’t open ended, that is yes/no.

Are you a fucking asshole? Heated Dry uses about 800- 1000 watts of electricity and can absolutely add up. Especially since you seem to be the type that acts like nothing matters even if those little things add up to hundreds of little things. Then next thing you know, you’re paying hundreds extra a year for being an…

I prefer Gore-Tex.

I prefer Gore-Tex.

I’m going to be super-naughty and torrent it in 1080p, then put it on my Plex server so I can stream it whenever and wherever I want. I normally only do this for shit I actually own, but thanks to this CBS All Access douchebaggery, I’m making an exception.

“Netflix subscribers abroad can watch Discovery concurrently with American audiences.”

So basically you’re saying, “Give up and pay the extortion money.”

And if it even has the teensiest, tiniest hint of “poverty tourism” don’t. Just don’t do it, especially if you’re a white American. I see that shit all the time, especially with church groups coming down here on home-building mission trips (we’re a popular place for mission trips because we have gorgeous weather and…

That’s not the definition of mansplaining as explained to me by so many women I’ve discussed it with. What you define in the first paragraph is just run-of-the-mill condescending behavior. Frankly, I’ve seen as much of that from women in the workplace as from men. I was under the impression that “mansplaining” is when…

Dear Lifehacker,

That’s a nice sentiment but there are many of us out here who are very much work to live and don’t have a passion for their job or field. The though of my job or career being a core part of someones identity makes me sad. They’re the people who can’t retire because they don’t know what else to do then quickly decline…

I can’t speak for scientific accuracy, but I’ve had good luck with Dog Food Advisor.

All kids are different. All families are different.

Free low and high-fives as well.

If the foam isn’t delicious, you are drinking the wrong beer. The foam on a good beer is often as good or better than the beer itself. The taste and smell are a little different. On a bad beer the foam is not only terrible but will scar your soul and cause kittens to die.

The final round is who can make auto-indenting and auto-numbering work for them the fastest.

“I’ll ditch the body as soon as I have an Internet connection that’ll let me look at a map! Oh, hello, yes, I’ve restarted my router.”