Ford should be forced to recall EVERY FUCKING ONE of those douchebag quad beam “low” beam lights that simultaneously flood EVERY rear and side view mirror all at once. 

I’ll grind my axe—a ‘69 Charger:

Seriously. And anyone doing double the speed limit in a residential neighborhood should be charged with reckless endangerment

I genuinely believe that speedbumps should be absolutely mandatory around all parks, playgrounds and schools - as a starting point. The number of times I’ve slowed down to 30 (kph) in a playground zone, only to have some troglodytic half-wit ride my ass for the next 500 meters boggles the mind.

Well at least it served as an inanimate object upon which to take out your frustration. Assuming you have the same anger problems as me, that is.

Did the karen behind the wheel of the Lincoln try to blame the postal jeep driver for the collision?  Inquiring minds need to know.

At this point I can somehow turn a mild profit on my 2016 Grand Caravan if I resell it to Carvana or one of the other online vendors. That’s not something I expected to ever have “resale value”.

Of course, I need 1 functioning normal-people van to justify having 8 dysfunctional van piles, so I’m not gonna do it.

You know, I have to imagine panel gaps are a pretty serious issue on a roof.

We need more happy cars. Cars that look like they enjoy being driven. My favorite example of this is the NA Miata. The car exudes happiness. 

Only David Tracy can buy a nearly rust-free car and nearly get defeated by hidden rust.

Hey guys,

Still looks better than anything Nissan has on the road today.

Nissan could stand to get back to basics. Dump Infiniti while they’re at it too. Focus on four things:

That still looks better than anything Nissan is offering now. AND it has a manual transmission!

Still better.

Because it is a concept car. The production car actually looks like this:

People who roll coal do not sleep with their sisters, their sisters have better taste than to sleep with redneck hillbilly asshats like that.

on the flip side, I rest easy knowing my 9 month old pomchi has a bigger dick than ‘diesel boy’ over here.

You live in Florida I bet...

Look, I get it, some of you guys think that cars are killing the planet,

No, pretty much anyone who has scientific knowledge in this area agrees that cars are killing the planet. Don’t try to downplay it because it doesn’t align with your view that you need a monster truck to get to work.